INT. WHOLE FOOD PRODUCE DEPARTMENT

A produce stocker is pulling out fresh Cara Cara oranges out of a box, juggling with a handful of blood oranges and navels. Obviously, in the “zone” because it’s always citrus season.                                                                                                                                                                                CUSTOMER                                                                                Sir, what isle is the Tilamook orangesicle ice cream at?

                       PRODUCE STOCKER                                                      Don’t sir, me sir. You know I got this orangesicle fire right here.    (Whips out baggie of Orange Sour Deez and examines terpenes)

No, this isn’t some half-baked money grabbing Netflix script. This is the Orange Sour Deez feminized seeds (Orangesicle x Sour Diesel x Purple Tangie Chill) x (Wedding Cake x Tangieland x Malt Chill) and became a great indoor and outdoor mixed Space Dog favorite sativa leaning hybrid, leaving the nose with a fruity smell. A finish flowering time of 70 days from vegetation or about 5 months total from seed (depending on growing conditions)                                                     -With so much different ways to grow the plant, we highly recommend reading up online on light cycles, pruning, nutrient lines, harvesting, etc for maximum yield                                                                                                        - In the mean time, I suggest starting these seeds in between moist paper towels in zip lock bags for quicker germination (5-6 days, most likely way sooner so before to check after 3 days and keep paper moist) in fully dark are.                                                                                                                  –Transplanting it into Fox Farm Ocean Forest, when tap root is at least 1” long or just direct seed —or another high quality potting soil—don’t skimp for this great investment! Spray/flick water (don’t over saturate but enough to keep the roots wet while it gets deeper). Once 4 leaves have set—we high recommend light feedings of organic nutrients (liquid or top dressing) like bat guano and fish emulsion, but there is a plethora of concoctions that can be used/adjusted  throughout growth. Plant outside when at least 4” tall or transplant to at least a five gallon sized pot in area with full sun. Now that’s a HBO approved movie pitch.  12 feminized Orange Sour Deez seeds.