Quiet on set. Pictures up. Roll camera. Whether you are about to say action or get ready to start some seeds—oh boy do we have a Wignut Production for you when you grow these Godzilla tomatoes. The Academy Awards and Sundance said we can’t enter these heirloom tomatoes from Germany so we a condensed synopsis on this seed packet:

Picture in 85 days—a mutant clustered mini slicer tomato (about 3 inches round) but with 5-8 red cherry tomatoes fused together to make you wonder it’s on a green screen. It’s not. The executive producer—the internet—says it’s due to fasciation that fuses it together and passes it through generations and stabilizes the funky trait. An eye popping tomato great for Hollywood props or entering it in any movie/vegetable contests.

- Grown and saved right a Space Dog, USA (Albuquerque) these tomato plants have beaten in the hail, drought, horned worms/hoppers, greenhouse failures and are adapted and ready to be planted.

- Best started inside for transplants* but roll the Hollywood dice and direct seed outside too. *great for container gardening. But if you were to start indoors - highly suggest heating mats for tomato/peppers (around $20 to cover a flat (32 2” containers) or numerous yogurt containers to quicken germination.

- Transplant, when at least 4” tall, after all danger of frost has passed. Mix in some bat guano/organic fertilizer when planting. Make sure soil doesn't get saturated—when in doubt let it dry out—scratch in some organic fertilizer weekly and pinch early flowers for more vegetative growth. Indeterminate—will need trellising. Minimum 25 seeds.